Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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