Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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