Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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