fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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