Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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