Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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