Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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