I hate your face
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize