But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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