everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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