I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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