From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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