Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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