If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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