hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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