We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
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Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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