i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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