Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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