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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?

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  You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.

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  I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day

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• (716): View more from New York

  I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944

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  and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.

  (561): View more from Florida

  Your mother would be so proud

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• (352): View more from Florida

  So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(

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