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  either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.

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  He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me

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• (716): View more from New York

  Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.

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• (562): View more from California

  I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs

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  the cheaper the better

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