A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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