Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites