Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize
