You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
false alarm. still invincible.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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