stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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