I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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