at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
only if we run a train.
done.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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