I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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