apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
