All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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