NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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