was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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