At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
being pregnant is like rehab
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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