I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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