Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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