Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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