I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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