I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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