PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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