So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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