she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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