Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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