i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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