he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
