3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
