Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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