Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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