And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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