And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.