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(817): View more from Texas

Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.

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(408): View more from California

and pubic hair rears its ugly head again

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(512): View more from Texas

so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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(813): View more from Florida

for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!

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(775): View more from Nevada

she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward

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(631): View more from New York

You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore

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