how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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