Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore