That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"