I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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