guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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