She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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