planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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