he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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