Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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