I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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