"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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